Well, one or two of my Facebook friends have been worried that I havnt been surfing enough so they will be glad to know that I had a nice little session yesterday morning at kuta. No barrel yet but there is plenty of time. All lefthanders and short rides but I wasn't wearing a wettie so fuck it. After that I hit the spa for an hour massage. For a midget she was chuffing heavy and had hands like clamps. don't worry black pants, it was a reputable spa that I found in the lonely planet guide book. I have been offered many many 'sexy' massages but the women offering them are anti sex trade adverts in their own right. If all barmaids looked like it there would be no need for alcoholics anonymous.
Got the ped out late afternoon and did the ten mile trek to tanah lot. I'll pop some pics on later. On the way back it pissed down. I look pretty good on a moped in my shorts wearing a PVC shaul and a red helmet with no visor. Not. I have also seen some very large penis bottle openers. I'm thinking of buying one for hooper.
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